And by thirsty, we mean multiple definitions.
On a week that most are excited for the impending holiday, Drake has had a rough go of it as of late. On April 17, Drake’s three-week reign atop the Billboard 200 ended. The following day, TMZ reported that the rappers home had been burglarized back on April 3 around 10:30 p.m.
A member of the Canadian rappers entourage walked into the home and found a 24-year-old woman in Drizzy’s bedroom with one of his hoodies; by many definitions, a thirsty fan.
But, in true thirsty fandom fashion, the girl admitted to also stealing Fiji water, Pepsi and Sprite, which comes to a grand retail value of about $10. Pretty good haul for a felony burglary charge.
Instead of the usual thirsty DM slide, this parched fan was able to somehow find a way to slide up into Drake’s bedroom without any signs of forced entry. Let’s just say Drizzy’s fans really know how to make waves.
Tyler Miller is the type of writer that prefers the typewriter.